Are you sitting down? Let me first make a confession—I am a jack of all trades, master of none. I’m fairly certain that my attention span, or lack thereof, is a force to be reckoned with. I am the proverbial sponge and I want to know everything. And while I’m not sure that any of these (*ahem*) skills will ever amount to anything, I have been assured by numerous friends that they will become priceless in the looming zombie apocalypse. Something to look forward to, I guess.
My ultimate life goal is to take over the world. It’s not that I think I could run things better—Wait, wait. Yes it is. My goldfish could run things better (if, that is, I had a goldfish). But I have decided to start small. I know that the internet is swamped with blogs. Everybody wants to be heard. Sometimes, if we’re lucky, those people have something worthwhile to say. So hopefully I will be able to find the one thing that makes you think I’m worth reading.
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